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Edna Mode: If you repress, you depress darling! To impress, you must...express!
-From The Incredibles
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The only thing that stood in the way of my learning, was my education. - Albert Einstein
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Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!
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Meeeeergh.
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Let's conspire to ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive...
I will be chasing the starlight until the end of my life.
She's nothing but your Imagination.
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I've learned to not sweat the petty things and to not pet the sweaty things.
The secret to looking young and skinny is to stand next to old fat people.
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